The title of this song is not in the song.  It is just the best description of the song!  This song is my version of a country satire.  It's funny and serious at the same time.  It was really fun to write.  If you spend any time at the local pub, there is usually a couple just like the one described in this song.  That couple that should have got married a long time ago, but neither one wants the commitment of living together or being tied down.  (especially the man,! right ladies?!) .  The guy who is very jealous and has a volatile temper.  The lady who loves to flirt,(and drink!), and has a lot of male friends.
 

 

  Then they get together as a couple, and she flirts, her guy gets mad and the fight breaks out.  And guess who ends up in jail?, the girl?, I don't think so!  The bottom line is; if you are one of these fictitious couples in real life, just tie the noose,( I mean, the knot ), stay away from the pubs and the alcohol, and you'll do just fine! 
My studio guy did not have time to put any lead parts in my demo, so there are some instrumental parts that sound lonely.  Also my finger picking was a little rough in parts.  But the lyrics should amuse you and the arrangement is pretty good too.  This is just a demo, so don't judge it too harshly